When Arrested - Customer Satisfaction - Well We Need To Know

Rickey Stokes

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Posted by: RStokes
Date: Jan 17 2017 7:49 AM

A new survey has been created for arresting officers to ask those arrested.

WELCOME TO MY SQUAD CAR

My name is Officer _______________ and I'll be booking you today. In an effort to make future arrest experiences more enjoyable, please take a few moments to fill out the following customer service survey.

1. Including today, how many times have you been arrested in the last 6 months?

A:   First time, I swear.

B:   2 or 3 times.

C:   4 to 6 times.

D:   Just check the computer.

2. When resisting arrests what do you prefer?

A:  Night stick beating

B:  K-9 Dogs

C:  Pepper Spray

D:  Tazering

3. What circumstances helped us apprehend you tonight?

A:  DNA Match

B:  Left wallet with ID at crime scene.

C:  Bitch squealed on me.

D:  Undercover or sting operation.

E:  Featured suspect on America's Most Wanted.

4. When being cuffed do you prefer?

A:   Chrome still hand cuffs

B:  Matte finish alloy cuffs

C:  Disposable plastic restraints

D:  Duct tape

E:   Starightjacket

5. Our officers are Cinstitutionally required to treat you with courtesy, dignity, and respect from the moment they bust into your home until they slam the cell door shut. Did the arresting officer act in a proper respectful manner?

A:   WHy yes, it was my best arrest ever.

6.  How would you best describe your criminal career activity. Check all that apply:

A: Gangbanger           G:  Petty Thief/hoodlum       L:  Blue Collar/cyber crime

B: B & E Robbery        H:  Armed robbery               M: Prosstitute

C: Drug dealer            I:  Plain 'ol drunk                 N: Elected Official

D: COrporate CEO       J:  Judge                             O: Professional Athlete

F:  Larceny                 K.  Community Activitist       P:  Auto Theft

7.   Do you have any friends, accomplishes, enemies or competitors with outstanding warrants you'd like to refer us so they may also participate in our survey?

Name, address or street corner, Skipped Bail.

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