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A Number 2 Causes Reports Of A Signal 8 To Be A Signal 7. - Charmin Needed
Rickey StokesViewed: 5489
Posted by: RStokes
Date: Aug 10 2015 9:16 PM
DOTHAN: Well, a number 2 causes a report of a signal 8, which in reality was a signal 7, with a number 2 gone bad.
The definition of a number 2 is, well, something that requires a roll of Charmin. A signal 8 is, a motor vehicle accident with injuries. Dothan 911 dispatched as serious/critical injuries.
When Dothan Police and Dothan Fire arrived, they found a pick up truck in the ditch. There were no physical injuries. The truck had a flat tire. The accident was changed to a signal 7, a wreck with no injuries.
Dothan Fire a Engine 5 quickly returned to service. Pilcher Ambulance returned to service.
The driver, apparently in a hurry with the immediate need for a intimate relationship with a roll of Charmin, came off Ennis Road onto Old Webb Road and over judged and hit the ditch.
Dothan a Police ruled as a truck ran off the road. Haz Matt was not required.
NOTE: We are not posting a close up of the vehicle as not to embarrass the driver. But this was to comical to not share.
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