Elk Hunting

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Posted by: deadmeat62
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Date: Jan 07 2017 10:00 AM

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful, and bagged six bulls. The pilot came back to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot ob jected saying, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind." One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year." The pilot finally let them put all six elk aboard and the men climbed in with their gear. But when they tried to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness. Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you know where we are?" "I think so," said the other Redneck. "I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"

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