Congratulations to the Citizens of District Three, Commissioner Kirkland is running for reelection...

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Posted by: RStokes
Date: Mar 01 2021 8:58 AM

Finally after a decade of waiting, District Three your prayers have been answered. Albert Kirkland has announced his intent to run for a fourth term, so he is finally going to answer your calls and actually come see you in person. This has not happened since he first ran, over a decade ago. Well 40 to 50 extremely lucky constituents of district three will see Commissioner Kirkland in person, the rest of people in District Three will be visited by Albert’s buddies. Albert has ran unopposed the last two terms, so there was no need to visit his district or answer their concerns. This is truly such a special event, I comprised my top five favorite, Albert Kirkland didn’t answer Articles. Click on the links below to spice up your Monday Morning.

CLICK FOR KIRKLAND DIDN’T ANSWER STORY 1

CLICK FOR KIRKLAND DIDN’T ANSWER STORY 2

CLICK FOR KIRKLAND DIDN’T ANSWER STORY 3

CLICK FOR KIRKLAND DIDN’T ANSWER STORY 4

CLICK FOR KIRKLAND DIDN’T ANSWER STORY 5

Not this time Albert has some stiff competition in this election, hence Albert is already Campaigning six months before the election. But this article is about this exciting news for district three, not his competition. You can see the announcement of his competition by clicking the link below. 

CLICK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT

When or if you see him, hug his neck. This could be his last time around. If this election attempt is successful, the next time he will run for office will be 14 years in the same position and he will be 76 years old. It is pretty safe to say that Albert does not believe in term limits. Whatever you do, don’t bring up how he ignored your call or comment. I know from experience, he will choke you in public. See the article below about Commissioner Kirkland Choking me in public, by Clicking the link below. 

CLICK FOR COMMISSIONER KIRKLAND CHOKING ME IN THE CONVENTION CENTER ARTICLE

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