Get your own dirt!

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Posted by: big-one
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Date: May 25 2019 7:59 AM

A little humor follows called God's Dirt:***/God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,"Lord, we don't need you anymore.***/Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."***/"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.***/"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."***/"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."***/So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.***/"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, (I love this) "Get your own dirt."

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